5 months agoi wish tumblr could just replace math class in school
- procrastination is like masturbation: you're only fucking yourself
- me: i've gotta embrace the marble
- me: i've gotta sniff the marble
- me: i've gotta lick the marble
- me: i've gotta wash the marble
- me: i've gotta date the marble
- me: i've gotta be the marble
- plot twist: i actually get laid
- me singing as a child: the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
- children now: i almost drowned in her pussy so i swam to her butt
